You have my blessing! Get a really big knife. A fucking machete. Do the job right the first time. (Be careful of reprisals.)
I have a hatchet I used to use when camping, will that do?
Oh yes, and don’t get caught. Wear a Nixon mask. :D
That will go well. The police will have the following description: Fat, tall, long hair.
They will immediately interview the guy next door. The 6’3” fat guy with really long hair. I should probably hire a guy to do this for me.
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seelebrenntblog said:
I’ll come dressed as Jessica Fletcher and ask HAS THERE BEEN A MURDER? and offer assistance in solving the case. I will show that you are a victim of noise harassment who simply went postal. You’ll get 90 days in the state mental hospital, tops.
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rottenkindofcute said:
Can I give you the addresses of some people here too? >.>
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