I’ll come dressed as Jessica Fletcher and ask HAS THERE BEEN A MURDER? and offer assistance in solving the case. I will show that you are a victim of noise harassment who simply went postal. You’ll get 90 days in the state mental hospital, tops.
That is the most wonderful thing I’ve heard all week. I think you could make a good case for justifiable. Aside from the noise they also leave garbage in the hall, and somehow I can fucking smell their pot smoke.
Okay, let’s dispense with violence. Instead, maybe just get really drunk and blast early Neubauten? I’m always a supporter of drunkenness and loud Neubauten.
This is my usual plan for dealing with them. It’s what I’ll end up doing again. All will be well until the next time.
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hardheadedme said:
those cretins don’t deserve Neubauten…
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seelebrenntblog said:
There you are, ridding the earth of scum. Cops here would look the other way, or give you a commendation, or maybe even recruit you as an undercover officer. They reward violence in America. If it’s the right kind. Nudge-nudge. Wish I was lyin’.
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